But I'm employed now, since February 19. Since that day my work has technically compensated me with $507.17 but they took money away from me to pay for the benefits they provide, so really, only $450.89 for my time. That comes out to $12.88 per day, or $90.18 per week.
The moral of this story is that I'd be better of being a congressman. I'd have tons of cash, little moral or ethical restrictions, hot interns to take care of any personal things I need taken care of, and a far better retirement plan.